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Fear your NightMares for they may come true.
I am the keeper of the talismans
I am the apocalypse of which legend speaks
And I am for once and for all you executioner-shendu
Just because you hear me,doesn't mean your listening.
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People fear the unknown, they attack what thy fear, so knowledge will solve the worlds hatred
Later,
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I'm buying lingerie in a dollar store. Please let me walk on my own and save my last shred of dignity. - Cassie Hack, Hack/Slash
Always strive for the unattainable. - Lockpick Bobblehead, Fallout 3
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Professor Professor: Okay lets get outs there and give it to them with everythings we got left! While we still got some of what we've got left to give it to them with!
Changed Daily: That's the ticket!
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